Miss U message 2

I Feel Lost Without You

My Life Has Lost Its Meaning Without You.

                                                                            I Miss You A Lot

One Line humors Part 2

One line Humors Contd.........

16.   You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

17.   It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

18.   Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

19.   Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

20.   Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

21.   They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

 i.   Man: Is there any way for long life?

ii.    Dr: Get married.

iii.   Man: Will it help?

iv.    Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

22.   Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

 i.     Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

 ii.    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

23.   Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

24.   There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

25.   There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Miss U Message 1

Ever Since You Left

  I Have Been Trying Hard

                        To Put My Thoughts Into Words

But Words To Failed.

   Miss U .. Miss U

Tear...

I don’t know the reason why,
A small tear rolled down my eye,
I did not want to be a loser, never wanted it to win,
but it made its ways through my cheeks and rested on my chin.

The tiny drop fell on my hand, it shined like a dew,
And on its fall, I felt good, why? I had no clue,
I looked at that drop and asked it why,
I am feeling better, is it a lie?

It said nothing and in some time evaporated in air,
And now I knew for sure, why I felt better,
It was nothing but a sorrow which was hidden inside me,
Smiling I was from outside, so that nobody can see.

Little did I realize, it was trying hard to release,
And today as it melted from my eyes, I felt at ease.

Hitler Quote

Hitler said

"When You Are In The Light,

Everything Follows You,

 But When You Enter Into The Dark,

Even Your Own Shadow Doesn’t Follow You."

Engine is running Message and joke

A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle,

when he spoted a famous heart surgeon in his shop.

He called the surgon and said "look at this engine.I opned its heart,took the valves out,repaired and put them back.

So, why do I get such a small salary and you get such a huge sum.”

The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close his ear and said…”Try the same when the engine is running.”