Jan 31, 2010

One Line Humors Part 1

One Line Humors
1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
9. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
10. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
11. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
12. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
13. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
14. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
15. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

message on life

The pain of life is pure salt; no more, no less.
The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the same.
But the amount we taste the 'pain'
depends on the container we put it into.

So when you are in pain,
the only thing you can do is to enlarge your send of things...

Stop being a Glass. Become a Lake!

Jan 29, 2010

the best with endings message

Ending Messages Cool!!!

Best end is Fri”end”
Best Stand is Under”Stand”
Best age is Coll”age”
Best Work is Hard”work”
Best day is To”day”
Think Best and Be Best

A small Story from Mother about Son

“The Send\Receive problem!” – read till it ends

“What Crap!!”……. was lying on my bed on a Saturday morning.
‘Who is banging on the door on a Saturday morning’, I mused.

I stood up… rubbing my eyes… walked up to the door… opened it…
“Hello”
I looked down… and saw a short old lady standing at my door smiling at me…
I tried my best to respond in a same tone… “Hi”… with a forced smile…

“Son, I stay in the apartment right above yours. I wanted to discuss with
you something…”… I guess I heard this only … was too sleepy to pay
attention…
Still… I replied, “ok…”

“Can I come inside…?” she asked
“Yep… sure…” I led her to the drawing room which was obviously – messed up
(being a bachelor’s apartment).

She looked at the sofa… bent a bit… held the side of the sofa… other hand
on the seat… her legs and arms trembling… and she finally bent further and
sat down..

Well… that for sure opened my eyes…

“Son, I am an old woman, so I am sorry if I am bothering you at this time
of the day.” she smiled.
“No problems aunty. Please tell me”, I said
“Son, I came to know from neighbor that you work in some computer related stuff. I was having a problem in sending an e-mail. I am new to this. I have never worked in this thing. So I thought, if you can help me”, said the old woman smiling…

‘What is it? The production support which I do in my company was already on my nerves. And now this lady comes at this time of the day and asks to repair her computer. Sending a Mail!!!!!!...’ I mused

“Sure”… ‘I don’t have an option’… latter half was not audible.... I hope…

I went back to bedroom… pulled my towel underneath the pile of clothes… cursing my fate… went to bathroom… washed my face… came out… and what I see… Her smiling face…!!! “Lets go aunty”, I said…

The alley outside my apartment was not broad enough… and her baby steps assured that I walk the snail’s speed till I get bored to death…

“It is such a beautiful morning… Sun’s out… cool breeze… perfect time to go and do some jogging… … …” she went on… every statement of hers was followed
by ‘yaa’ from my side…

Anyway… we reached…
I entered… It was silent… … I heard something… I guess it was my heartbeat… I heard her breathing…

She looked at my feet and said “You can take out your slippers over there…”

‘Hmm… cleanliness freak!!’

I took out my slippers… went inside. It was one of the most beautiful drawing rooms I have ever seen. “Nobody at home?” I asked her

“I live alone, son”, smiled the old woman.
‘Alone, it was so difficult for me to believe that. This old lady who even found it difficult to sit on a sofa… had such a beautiful drawing room.’

“There it is, my headache”, she pointed towards the laptop on the desk.

‘Koool….. log in… send a mail for her… and run back to bed…’

I switched on the laptop… asked her the login id and pass and opened the outlook…

“Well … my son bought me this laptop. He is such a sweet boy…”, she smiled I smiled back… concentrating on the screen.

“He came … gave me the laptop… connected everything for me… the internet… I don’t know what it does… how it helps… but he told me using internet I can
see the world… he taught me how to send the mail… how to receive it… how to make an email… how to start the computer… how to shut the computer down…”….
Second round…!! she went on and on… I smiled back…

“So what is the problem, aunty”, I said pointing towards outlook.

She looked at the screen. Her eyes almost closed with the radiations from the pc.
“I … I used to send mail…”…. “I don’t know where I can find the mail which I sent….” she said

“In the Sent mails probably…”, I replied…
“Ahhh… Where’s that…??” she asked…
I took the mouse from her… “Give it to me aunty!!”
I went to Sent Items and showed her the sent mails.
“Aunty, are these the ones you sent?” I asked

She touched the screen…. clapped her hands in jubilation… “ohh yesss.... wonderful…. here they are…!!!.... they got stuck here… that’s why they did
not reach him” , she smiled as a child.

I was confused but I guess I understood her ignorance.
“Aunty, If you see the mails in this folder which is ‘Sent Items’, this means… that the mails have been sent.”, I said.

“Ohh… You mean… the mails are already sent to him!!” she asked
I saw the screen. Saw the name to which the mail was sent.
“Ya… Aunty, The mail has been sent to Ashwin Tyagi”…”Who he is?” I asked.

“He is my sweeet son… I call him Ashu”, she smiled.

“Hmm…”
“Aunty, Why did you think that the mail was not sent?” I asked.

“Son, Ashu told me that if we click on the receive button, we receive emails. So I used to send a mail. Then I used to click on Receive. And I used to find no e-mail. I again used to send one. I clicked on receive. I found no e-mail. I have been doing this past 5 months. I guess you are mistaken. There is surely some problem”, she said.

My heart skipped a beat.
5 months!!

I opened the Sent Items again. My sleepy eyes missed the long list of e-mails sent to Ashwin when I saw it the first time.
‘Beta* Ashu…. How are you…? I hope you are fine. I am missing you so much. Come home some time.’ ( Beta means Son in Hindi language)
‘Beta Ashu… did you get my previous mail? I did not get your reply…’
‘Beta Ashu… I understand you will be busy with your work… don’t worry… reply whenever you are free’
‘Beta Ashu… I thought I will mail you… I am doing good… I have made kheer(sweet) for you. Do come’
‘Beta Ashu… yesterday I had some pain in my neck… now it is fine… I applied ointment.’
……
….
...
List was endless…
And painful Was it the radiation from pc or was it something else in my eyes…!!

Last email with the same ID was –
‘This is the test mail’

Swallowing what I saw, “Aunty”, opening the last mail, “Who sent this mail?”

“Ohh… this mail was sent by Ashu only to show me how to send the mail”, smiled the old woman. I did not know how to react… when she spoke
“I know there is some problem with the computer. I am sure. He called me a month back. He was in a meeting. So I could not ask him”
“He works for a big company…. Earns a lot now. I am so proud of him”, she smiled. I did not want to. But I did say – “You should be aunty…”

“Yess…” she said with her charismatic smile … “He is such a grown up now… so responsible… he is married to a beautiful girl who used to be his classmate. Now he has one boy and one girl…” she smiled and said like a child… “Both used to work out of town, so they shifted over there 3 years back. He used to call me earlier, but then he got busy… so we could not talk much. My ears started giving me some problem and I was not able to listen to him on phone, so he gave me this laptop.” she said.

I was still… I was listening to her… and was watching her smile which was excited by the thought of her son.

“So, can you fix this son?” she asked I did not want to say that it is working fine. I didn’t have an answer better than this - “Aunty, I guess, the send button
is working fine but the receive button is not working. So Ashu is getting your mail but he does not know that you are not getting his mail. But I don’t know how to fix it.”

“ohh…”, she looked a bit sad.

I was silent. All I could do.
“…. Can you do me one more favor?” she asked
“Sure aunty… sure”, I said. If I could do anything today for her!!
“It is very irritating for me to type. Hitting those buttons! It takes me ages to find the characters. If Send thing is working, I want to send one last mail to my son. Can you type one last mail for me?”, she smiled.

I had no option. Yet again. But this time I guess I wanted to do it. I wanted to relieve her from this expectation of receiving a mail. “Sure aunty, tell me what should I type”, I opened a new mail.

“Type…”
“Beta Ashu… This is my neighbor typing from my pc…” “There seemed to be some problem in sending mails. So I called him to help me.”
“He also works for a big company like you.”
“He found the problem but he does not know how to fix it.”
“The problem is that send button is working fine… but the receive button is not working. Hence, I am not able to receive your mails when I click on the receive button.”
“Beta, it has been 5 months. Please come and meet me. I am missing you so much.”
“I do not want this laptop. I do not want to see the world in internet.”
“I want to see you.”
“Come home.”

“Your mother…”

I typed the last words…
I gasped and turned towards her…
I guess I saw tears in her eyes … with the same smile…

She wiped her eyes… smiled “Yess….please send the mail”

I clicked on send.

She stood up. Turned around. Went to the bedroom. I guess I heard her crying.
I felt lonely…

She came. Hurried towards the kitchen.
“Do you love kheer??” she asked. I smiled… with the tears which just didn’t go “Yes aunty…”

From the refrigerator she took out the bowl and gave it to me. “Have this. I made it with my own hands…” she smiled.

I took the bowl from her. And I saw my hands were trembling.
“Thanks Aunty… Thanks a lot”, I said.

“Thank you Beta. I am so sorry… that I disturbed you this morning” she said.
A ‘tear-let’ fell from my eyes. But I guess I did well in hiding it.

“No Aunty… Please don’t say so… do let me know whenever you need me”, I said.
“Thanks beta”, she said.

I put on my slippers. Went outside. “Bye Aunty”, I said. “Bye Beta”, I saw the last look on her face which saw the loneliness that was going to come.
She closed the door. I stopped at the stairs. I cried for the lady who “sent” her love many a times… but did not “receive” anything in return…
I really must say there will be many moms who must be having the same situation as mentioned here.


So friends, lets not forget the person who loves us more than we love ourselves.....

This story taken from forwarded mail

Jan 25, 2010

Define Birthday

Fantastic answer by Dr Kalam to a question asked at the BBC,
Define BIRTHDAY.........
Answer= "The only day in your life, when you cried and your Mother was smiling............."

Jan 17, 2010

Message on tend to forget happiness

We tend to forget that..
Happiness doesn't come..
As a result of getting something we don't have,
But it rather comes..
by recognizing and appreciating all that we have.
Have a wonderful day!!

Messaging the link between the friends and calendar


Respect those Friends who find time for you in their Calendar…But, Love those friends who don’t consult their calendar when you need them!

There are hundreds of languages in the world But a smile speaks them all.....
So, keep smiling……….

Awesome Message on Time

The following is really good!
Time is free, but it’s priceless. You can’t own it, but you can use it.
You cant keep it , but you can spend it. Once you have lost it you cant never get it back.

Message about you and yourself

The known message got it from forwarded mail :)
There is no end to reach high for the stars. They are already with in you 
              – just reach deep into yourself!

Good Morning Message 1

Never give anyone the authority to hurt you or make u sad
Happiness is not what you do or how you do it
It's the way you think
So think happy, stay happy
Keep smiling

Jan 16, 2010

blame a day in life

Never blame a day in your life
Good days gives you happiness
Bad days gives you experience
Both are essential in life
All are gods blessings

inspirational mesages

If you can imagine it, you can achive it;
           If you can dream it, you can do it. – William Arthur


The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
           They just make the most of everything that comes along their way 

Messages by great personalities - series 2

Behind every successful man, there is an untold pain in his heart.
- BILL JACOBS.
Without your involvement you can't succeed. 
With your involvement you can't fail.
         - ABDUL KALAM.
You may get DELAYED to reach your Targets.
But every step you take towards your target is EQUAL to Victory.
                        - KARL MARX.
It's better to loose your Ego to the one you Love,
than to loose the one you LOVE because of EGO.
                     - JOHN KEATS.

Jan 12, 2010

Messages by great personalities - series 1

Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself
- ALEN STRIKE.


You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
- STANLEY FERRARD.

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
- CHARLES DICKENS.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.
- GEORGE BERNARD SHAW.

Live and forget

I folded my hand and prayed to God.
Don't know what to ask for, never given this a thought.
They've melt down in sand, they lost a war.
Surprise came from the core, taken everything they've got.

How can I say, problems I have.
My prayer can't come before when I see they've lost more.
When I ask them, calmly they behave.
How can he give this kind of sore, when there isn't any cure?

They say....
For everything there's a reason, written there up above.
There's time for every season, can't stay with one you love.

Please tell me God, why there is time we never wished.
Please tell me God, how you'll make up what you did.
Time.... and time.... and time....
Time.... and time.... and time....
Live and forget....

What’s in the future, there today is gone.
You've not faced all the sorrows you never laid below the wall.
You're a miser, goodness you hold.
Down here we suffered for tomorrow. Tell me how to get over this fall.

They say....
For everything there's a reason, written there up above.
There's time for every season, can't stay with one you love.

Please tell me God, why there is time we never wished.
Please tell me God, how you'll make up what you did.
Time.... and time.... and time....
Time.... and time.... and time....
Live and forget....

Jan 11, 2010

My Love

MY LOVE
Someone says it's impossible,
to understand a woman's mind
It's absolutely right
Atleast for the one who's mine

With same situations,
sometimes she's happy
and sometimes sad,
She may shower care and affection
or be furious like mad.

Sometimes I am out of the world,
and the next moment I am bad.
I'm not surprised if she's upset
and next moment becomes glad

Her love is like a Mother's
Pure like no one other's
She's cute like a flower
Her presence gives me power
She sometimes acts so crazy
It makes me feel so hazy

Her feelings,
are like a mysterious sea
I keep thinking,
what's in store for me?
But sometimes
they come out so beautifully
I wonder,
if I would ever understand her truly

Even though I get confused till the core
I can't help but love her more n more n more!!!

MOM, I LOVE YOU


"Mother" is such a simple word,
But to me there’s meaning seldom heard.
For everything we're today,
Our mothers' love showed us the way.

I’ll love my mother all my days,
For enriching my life in so many ways.
She set me straight and then set me free,
And that’s what the word "mother" means to me.

She stood behind me, Even when I were wrong.
She felt proud of us, Even when I hardly won.

She held my fingers, When I wanted to run fast.
She taught me to walk, When I was dumb like a block.

I owe you more then my love to you,
And I know this love is also 'so much due'..
I love you Mom, I truly do.. I love you Mom, I really Love you..

Jan 9, 2010

Love quote by swift

As love without esteem is capricious and volatile, esteem without love is languid and cold.-Jonathan Swift


source:internet

Jan 8, 2010

Love @ first sight

This is the very funny image where the guy sees the shadow of cleaner/sweeper and he thinks that he is an awesome lady

here is the link enjoy!!



New year 2010 Welcome Notes

In welcoming 2010 - may it be enriching, peaceful and with God's abundant blessings. 

Recipe for a Happy New Year

Take twelve fine, full-grown months; see that these are thoroughly free from old memories of bitterness, rancor and hate, cleanse them completely from every clinging spite; pick off all specks of pettiness and littleness; in short, see that these months are freed from all the past—have them fresh and clean as when they first came from the great storehouse of Time. 

Cut these months into thirty or thirty-one equal parts. Do not attempt to make up the whole batch at one time (so many persons spoil the entire lot this way) but prepare one day at a time. Into each day put equal parts of faith, patience, courage, work (some people omit this ingredient and so spoil the flavor of the rest), hope, fidelity, liberality, kindness, rest (leaving this out is like leaving the oil out of the salad dressing— don’t do it), prayer, meditation, and one well-selected resolution. Put in about one teaspoonful of good spirits, a dash of fun, a pinch of folly, a sprinkling of play, and a heaping cupful of good humor.

A New Year’s Prayer

May God make your year a happy one! 
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain, But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes; 
Not by making your path easy, But by making you sturdy to travel any path; 
Not by taking hardships from you, But by taking fear from your heart; 
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine, But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows; 
Not by making your life always pleasant, But by showing you when people and their causes need you most, and by making you anxious to be there to help. 

God’s love, peace, hope and joy to you for the year ahead. 
May we progress well in this school of Life !

carry that never goes

Carry A Heart that Never Hates...
Carry A Smile that Never Fades...
Carry A Touch that Never Hurts...
Carry A Friendship that Never Fails...  

Mistaken message

"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."