One line Humors Contd.........
16. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
17. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
18. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
19. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
20. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
21. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
i. Man: Is there any way for long life?
ii. Dr: Get married.
iii. Man: Will it help?
iv. Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
22. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
i. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
ii. Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
23. Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
24. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
25. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!